I gotta get out of this fucking town! There is absolutely nothing to do here in Cookeville. I think I am either going to have a fucking mental break down or go insane one or the other! Here is what I did tonight on a Saturday. I went over <a href="http://www.ihtgwsm.com" target="_blank">Maynard’s</a> house and drank a couple of <a href="http://www.budweiser.com/" target="_blank">beers</a> and smoked a few joints. WOW! Now I know to some people that might sound great and it is, but when you do that almost everyday of your life it gets really old after awhile. All there is to do in this town is:<br /><br /><b>Bowling:</b> Fuck man who likes wearing those dam shoes they have?<br />Will only go when I am forced!<br /><br /><b>Movies:</b> I am not going to go out and pay $6.50 to watch a movie that usually ends up being shit-E! <br />Would only go under one exception and she knows who she is!<br /><br />Well this will make the post better I guess. I was just sitting here and I was going to make a good list of things to do in this town, but honestly that’s it. Maybe I will be driving down the street tomorrow and someone will hit me going like 80 miles per hour and I get hurt. They would have to fly me to a different hospital than the one here in town! Hey I would actually get to leave this town if that happened! FUCK!<br /><br />O yeah everyone get your asses into the elite <a href="http://www.angryfucks.org/forum">forum</a>! Help us get it going!
Well, I gotta give a huge plug to one of my long lost friends! He has obviously made a web site. I have to say this site is the absolute shit, so go check this out!<br /><br /><center><a href="http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/scottneilh/myhomepage/profile.html"target="_blank"><img src="/images/neilio.jpg" border="0"></a></center>
What makes people angry? <br /><br />Most people only get angry every now and then, but I have come to know anger very well in the past few years! So I have put a list together of shit that makes me angry. Maybe some of it applies to you and maybe not!<br /><br />I get really angry:<br /><br />01) When parents don’t <a href="http://home.fuse.net/mllwyd/bad_parent.html" target="_blank">raise</a> their children right!<br />02) When I don’t have a condom when I need one!<br />03) When I hear about a male putting it in another <a href="http://www.gay.com/intro.html" target="_blank">male's ass</a>!<br />04) When someone tells me that they love me and it is all bullshit!<br />05) When I go to sleep at 3 in the morning and wake up and 7!<br />06) When Mexicans stare at me!<br />07) When I don’t have any <a href="http://www.pot.com" target="_blank">pot</a>!<br />08) When people lie to me!<br />09) When Trisha puts that god dam smile on here face! Take it off!<br />10) When my car will not start!<br />11) When people <a href="http://www.skateboard.com" target="_blank">steal</a> shit from me or my friends!<br />12) When I have to live in <a href="http://www.cookeville.com" target="_blank">Cookeville, TN</a>!<br />13) When someone makes plans with me and then they change their plans!<br />14) When every time I go to put food in my mouth I want to spit it up!<br />15) When I go to a party to just chill out and some frat boy starts acting like I am not good enough to be there, so I stay at the party to piss him off! <br />16) When I get out of the shower and it is cold as hell!<br />17) When I wake up in the morning!<br />18) When I cannot <a href="http://www.whatshouldido.com/sleep.shtml" target="_blank">sleep</a> at night!<br />19) When I get shit on my hand!<br />20) When have to take a shit!<br />21) When a <a href="http://www.angryfucks.org/images/shittyhair.jpg" target="_blank">hair cutting bitch</a> fucks my hair up!<br />22) When I get <a href="http://www.kottonmouthkings.com" target="_blank">cotton mouth</a>!<br />23) When I am reading a web site and some stupid fucker puts a list up, but he never makes any sense out of what he is trying to say!<br /><br /><br />Basically just about everything pisses me off!
<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="0%"><img src="images/stickboy.jpg"></td><td width="100%"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans serif"></div></font></td><td width="0%"><div align="right"><img src="images/stickgirl.jpg"></div></td></tr><br /></table><br />Meet stick boy and stick girl. Stick boy has one great quality, he has an enormous penis! (Not a virgin! He has been using that big thing!) Stick woman also has a good quality; she is athletic and can do active things for along time. (Supposedly a virgin!) Well stick boy and girl meet one day at school. They talk for awhile and then start dating. It doesn’t take stick boy long to get that bitch to drop her pants. Stick boy knows that if stick girl is really a virgin then he is going to get "<u><b>balls deep</u></b>" in that shit. Anyways stick boy and girl start fucking all the time.<a href="http://www.angryfucks.org/mp3/02-Crazy Rap.mp3"> They fucked on the bed, fucked on the floor, fucked so long stick boy grew a fucking afro</a>! I don't think they realized how much they fucked! After a bit stick girl realized her neden was blown out and she had to do something. This is all because of stick boy’s enormous penis! But stick boy starts to notices something. His bitch is starting to notice other dick. Well what she doesn’t realize is that stick boy has made that pussy so huge that no one else can please her. Stick boy doesn’t say anything, because he knows she will realize it as soon as she fucks someone else and she does. She starts to give that neden hole to stick boy 2. Stick boy 1 knows what he has to do, so he waits until stick girl calls him, she calls and he tells her to come over. Stick boy 1 is ready to ram it home! But he has something special in mind. See what stick girl doesn’t know is that she has pissed stick boy 1 off bad! She doesn’t know that stick boy 1 knows about stick boy 2! So stick girl arrives at his house and comes on in. Stick boy 1 picks her up and throws her on the bed, ruff like they always do. They start to fuck, but something happens. "Remember that stick boy is really mad at stick girl!" Well he takes that enormous dick and shoves it up stick girls ass so far that it comes out her fucking mouth. Then stick boy ask stick girl how does that "<b><u>SHIT</b></u>" tastes, but there was no answer! What stick boy doesn’t realize is that stick girl is dead! He killed that bitch!<br /><br />Ok this story was fucking stupid ass hell and I was really high when I wrote it, but let’s think of the morals behind it! <br /><br />Moral 1 ~ If you have a big dick use it!<br />Moral 2 ~ If your bitch is noticing other dick then teach her a lesson.<br />Moral 3 ~ Don’t let anyone tell you that a 12 inch cock cannot be used as a deadly weapon!
<a href="http://24.159.19.102/daily/mp3/01-Sometimes-supermp3s.mp3"><br /><br /></a><br />Sometimes I wonder what life's about<br />Sometimes I wonder why the lights are out<br />Sometimes I wonder why I like to shout<br />Sometimes I wonder, what the lies are about<br />Sometimes I see things I shouldn't have seen<br />Sometimes I wonder why, I'm a hood and a fiend<br />Sometimes I look at what I've become and cry<br />Sometimes I, get on that BULLSHIT and be ready to die<br />Sometimes a nigga that's yo' man might get it<br />Sometimes even though it's sweet, if you ain't wit it<br />Sometimes the pain is too much to BEAR<br />Sometimes it RAINS too much to care<br />Sometimes if you, don't watch yo' back it'll cost you<br />Sometimes you wonder, who would give a FUCK if they lost you<br />Yet sometimes the sun shines around the clock<br />But sometimes it's dark, and hell is hot
